Does the world revovle around you? Why of course it does, so you need this funny t-shirt to make sure that everyone knows.

All our shirts are:

•  made from 100% preshrunk cotton
•  Double-needle sleeves and hem 
•  Taped neck and shoulder 
•  Lay-flat collar 

Every T-shirt comes with a state of the art Bottle opener attached. All our shirts can be machine washed and dried. We do not recommend Dry Cleaning.... But seriously if you dry clean this shirt you are wasting your money... But hey I'll sell you another shirt.

Bottle openers are made from acrylic wrapped in T-shirt material. We give you a selection of T-shirt colors and ink, if you cannot select it you cannot have it. Although we give you an ability to customize we don't want it to look dumb. Finally enjoy the shirt and be safe!